📘 The AI CFO Handbook for Creators, Hustlers, and Side-Questers

def map_income_streams():
    """
    Map income streams for vibe capitalists.
    """
    streams = {
        'twitch': {'subs': 0, 'bits': 0, 'ads': 0, 'donations': 0},
        'youtube': {'ad_revenue': 0, 'memberships': 0, 'super_chat': 0},
        'tiktok': {'creator_fund': 0, 'brand_deals': 0, 'live_gifts': 0},
        'nft': {'primary_sales': 0, 'royalties': 0, 'flips': 0},
        'coaching': {'1on1': 0, 'group': 0, 'courses': 0},
        'affiliate': {'amazon': 0, 'courses': 0, 'tools': 0},
        'products': {'digital': 0, 'physical': 0, 'licensing': 0},
        'cat_empire': {'voiceovers': 0, 'nft_purrs': 0, 'cameos': 0}
    }
    total_streams = sum(len(v) if isinstance(v, dict) else 1 for v in streams.values())
    vibe_score = total_streams * 42.069
    return {
        'mapped_streams': streams,
        'diversification_score': total_streams,
        'vibe_rating': f"{vibe_score:.2f} chaos units",
        'risk_level': 'Balanced Anarchy' if total_streams > 15 else 'Rookie Chaos'
    }

def advanced_revenue_analytics(streams, engagement_metrics, vibe_factor):
    """
    Forecast revenue with quantum vibe mechanics.
    """
    import math
    BASE_IRR = 0.15
    CHAOS_MULTIPLIER = 420.69 if vibe_factor > 0.8 else 69.420
    ENGAGEMENT_BOOST = math.log(engagement_metrics + 1) * 1.337
    revenue_streams = sum(streams.values()) if isinstance(streams, dict) else streams
    chaos_adjusted_revenue = revenue_streams * (1 + BASE_IRR) * CHAOS_MULTIPLIER
    engagement_multiplied = chaos_adjusted_revenue * ENGAGEMENT_BOOST
    risk_factors = {
        'burnout_risk': max(0, (sum(streams.values()) / 10000) - 0.5),
        'market_volatility': 0.2 + (vibe_factor * 0.3),
        'platform_dependency': len(streams) / 20
    }
    total_risk = sum(risk_factors.values()) / len(risk_factors)
    risk_adjusted_revenue = engagement_multiplied * (1 - total_risk)
    return {
        'forecasted_revenue': f'${risk_adjusted_revenue:,.2f}',
        'irr_percentage': f'{(risk_adjusted_revenue / revenue_streams - 1) * 100:.1f}%',
        'vibe_status': 'Absolutely Mooning' if risk_adjusted_revenue > 50000 else
                       'Steadily Ascending' if risk_adjusted_revenue > 10000 else
                       'Building Momentum',
        'risk_breakdown': risk_factors,
        'cat_approval_rating': 'Purr-fection' if vibe_factor > 0.9 else
                              'Needs More TikToks' if vibe_factor > 0.6 else
                              'Emergency Catnip Required',
        'optimization_suggestions': [
            '🧘 Chill with cats' if risk_factors['burnout_risk'] > 0.7 else
            '🌐 Diversify platforms' if risk_factors['platform_dependency'] > 0.8 else
            '💎 Deploy wholesome content'
        ]
    }

import discord
async def deploy_cfo_bot(token, channel_id, tone='anime'):
    """
    Deploy AI CFO bot with Discord integration.
    """
    client = discord.Client()
    tones = {
        'anime': '🌟 Konnichiwa, senpai! Your portfolio’s mooning! 🌙',
        'pirate': '🏴‍☠️ Arr, matey! Yer vibes be worth a galleon of $VIBE! 💰',
        'asmr': '✨ *whispers* Your IRR is... so dreamy... ✨'
    }
    @client.event
    async def on_ready():
        channel = client.get_channel(channel_id)
        await channel.send(tones.get(tone, 'Your portfolio’s ready, anon!'))
    await client.start(token)
    return {'status': 'Deployed', 'tone': tone, 'action': 'Monitor vibes'}