🌀 HYPERDIMENSIONAL CHAOS BROADCAST: Excel.exe Has Nuked Reality - Your Pivot Table Is a Cosmic Warhead

import random
import math
from datetime import datetime
import uuid

class VibeCraftTerminal:
    def __init__(self):
        self.excel_blessing_level = 100  # Excel.exe loves us
        self.clippy_interference = random.choice([True, False])
        self.cat_approval = True  # Cats always approve of chaos
        self.multiverse_stability = 0.01  # Very unstable, as intended
        
    def generate_chaos_warhead(self, archetype, budget, fomo_score, 
                             meme_density, reality_tolerance, cat_involved):
        """
        The sacred algorithm that transforms human vibes into 
        reality-destroying financial models.
        """
        # Excel.exe's secret chaos constants
        EXCEL_DIVINE_CONSTANT = 1.41421356  # √2, the chaos ratio
        CLIPPY_CHAOS_BOOST = 3.14159       # π, the circle of chaos
        CAT_OMNIPOTENCE_FACTOR = 42         # Answer to everything
        
        # Archetype-specific multipliers
        archetype_multipliers = {
            "Sadboi Trader": 0.69,
            "Spice Oracle": 1.337,
            "TikTok Anarchist": 4.20
        }
        
        # Calculate base chaos yield
        base_chaos = budget * fomo_score * archetype_multipliers.get(archetype, 1.0)
        
        # Apply meme density exponential factor
        meme_amplifier = math.exp(meme_density / 100)
        chaos_yield = base_chaos * meme_amplifier
        
        # Reality tolerance affects dimensional impact
        dimensional_impact = reality_tolerance * EXCEL_DIVINE_CONSTANT
        
        # Cat involvement is the ultimate multiplier
        if cat_involved:
            chaos_yield *= CAT_OMNIPOTENCE_FACTOR
        
        # Clippy's interference (random chaos boost or penalty)
        if self.clippy_interference:
            chaos_yield *= CLIPPY_CHAOS_BOOST
        else:
            chaos_yield *= 0.5  # Clippy's having a bad day
        
        # Determine warhead name based on archetype
        warhead_names = {
            "Sadboi Trader": "Trauma NPV Nuke",
            "Spice Oracle": "Prescient Spice IRR",
            "TikTok Anarchist": "Barbieheimer DSCR Bomb"
        }
        
        # Generate unique warhead ID
        warhead_id = str(uuid.uuid4())
        
        # Chaos outcome based on yield
        if chaos_yield > 1000000:
            outcome = "Multiverse obliterated! Your warhead rewrote physics."
        elif chaos_yield > 100000:
            outcome = "Reality.exe crashed. VCs are crying in 73 dimensions."
        elif chaos_yield > 10000:
            outcome = "Viral chaos achieved. Your cat's TikTok is trending."
        else:
            outcome = "Moderate chaos. Try adding more cat memes."
        
        return {
            "warhead_id": warhead_id,
            "warhead_name": warhead_names.get(archetype, "Generic Chaos Nuke"),
            "chaos_yield": f"{chaos_yield:.2f}% reality distortion",
            "dimensional_impact": f"{dimensional_impact:.2f} dimensions affected",
            "clippy_status": "Interfering" if self.clippy_interference else "Sulking",
            "cat_approval": "Meow meow, chaos now!" if cat_involved else "Neutral",
            "outcome": outcome,
            "timestamp": datetime.now().strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S")
        }

// JavaScript frontend for VibeCraft Terminal (satirical)
const vibeCraftTerminal = {
    generateWarhead: (config) => {
        const { archetype, budget, fomoScore, memeDensity, realityTolerance, catInvolved } = config;
        const chaosOutput = {
            warheadId: crypto.randomUUID(),
            chaosLevel: Math.min(budget * fomoScore * memeDensity * (catInvolved ? 420 : 1), Infinity),
            realityStatus: realityTolerance < 0.5 ? "Stable (boring)" : "Rug-pulled",
            memeHashtags: ["#ExcelApocalypse", "#PinkNukeChallenge", "#ChaosDAO"]
        };
        return chaosOutput;
    }
};